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Raise your hand if you have ever been
personally victimized by Regina George.
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We only carry sizes one, three and five. You
could try Sears.
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I wish we could all get along like we used to
in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and
smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy.
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One time, she punched me in the face. It was
awesome.
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I want to lose three pounds.
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On Wednesdays we wear pink.
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I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb
diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!
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FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.
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And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
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There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!
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Karen:
If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen:
Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
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Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.
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I'm gonna have a BF!
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Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean!
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Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget
about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's
Tina the Talking Tummy.
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How did you know?...I LOVE THIS SONG
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Teach him to say 'Yo quero taco bell.'
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Oh my God, Brittany! You were thinking it! I know, but you said it!!!
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You beautiful chocolate man, has anyone ever told you, you look just
like Denzel Washington?
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Don't hate me 'cuz you ain't me!
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Hold my poodle. HOLD MY POODLE!!
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Fo shizzle ma dizzle.
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You girls, are awesome-ly horrible. I hate you. Kill
yourselves.
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Crushed it.
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Sisters before misters!
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I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
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Fat Amy, what are you doing? I'm horizontal
running.
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Bumper: So I have a feeling that we
should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: I
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm...
better not.
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God is just punishing you because
you're a ginger.
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Cynthia Rose: This
is hard for me to admit to you guys.
Fat Amy: I think
we all know where this is going... Let's be honest.
Cynthia Rose:
Well, for the last two years I've had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: What?!
Cynthia Rose: It
started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoomp!
There it is...!
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Wanna see a dead body?
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I ate my twin in the womb.
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I've been shot!
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Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.
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